THE LEGEND — MP Glassworthy

Lord Malcolm P. Glassworthy, Ninth of his name and Father of Social Lubrication

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Lord Malcolm P. Glassworthy was the Ninth Earl of Glassworthy, heir of the Glassworthy family fortune, and the oft-revered father of Social Lubrication. MPG, as he was known by his peers, was celebrated in his lifetime as the Johnny Appleseed of cannabis. He led a personal crusade to champion the healing, rejuvenating, and as he called it, the socially lubricating power of the flower.

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MPG’s adventurous exploits were many - with stories retold even to this day. If you have the good fortune to meet a Glassworthy historian, also known as a Disciple of IX, be sure to ask about the coin flip that changed history, the gift of the Cannabacchus, and the mysterious death of Pope Urban VII.

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Today, in homage to this supreme high, when it is time to partake of the finest cannabis, we summon the spirit of Malcolm P. Glassworthy and proudly proclaim, “To The Tower!”

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